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Writer's Block: Six-Word Story

Aug. 14th, 2008 | 03:58 pm

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

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I never forgot what happened that day.

Shoot I used 7.


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Weavile, don't hit me!

Aug. 12th, 2008 | 07:10 pm

.....IthinkmyfistgotinfectedcauseIliedaboutgoingtoseeNurseBirdo

that is all.

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I've been thinking...

Aug. 9th, 2008 | 10:48 am

I want a car.

A SUPER FAST SPORTS CAR THAT WILL OVERLAND THE  CAFETERIA AND CRASH INTO WALLS!!!!



So, Mr. Goroh, are you selling any from the Driver's Ed class?

I think I should take Ionia & Miruto on a driving trip!

They'd like that.

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Seems I've missed some things...

Aug. 4th, 2008 | 09:05 am

Yes, well, it seems I hav been out of the loop on little things happening with students! Judging by recent journal entries, I should probably step up to bat on my job.

So once again, I make the offer, if any student wishes to talk, about anything, whether it concern yourself, or anyone else, then please come and contact me or Mr. Weavile. We are professionals and know what we are doing.

Alright, now it seems I should make a special offer to certain studets who... um... were involved in a certain event from the other night. If any of you need to talk, then you may come see me any time, during or after school.

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Mr. Mask to the RESCUE!!!

Jul. 22nd, 2008 | 10:23 am

What? Mask & Weavile babysit Ionia
When? today to when Lucas comes back
Who? Lucas, Ionia, Mask, and Weavile


Earlier that morning, Mr. Mask had finished baking another batch of his magical cookies. He had begun to turn to unconventional means of baking ,due to the microwave popularity. This time he had baked them in his EZ-Bake-Oven. In his mind, they were ten times better than before.

After he had finished making the baked sweets, he had strolled down to the Soaring Stone in Market Square. He blew wind into his little plastic flute and got himself to Suma Bura.

And there, Mr. Mask stood and awaited Weavile, Lucas, and Ionia. He had left rather early, so wasn't going to be expecting anyone for a bit.

So he sat down and pulled out a cross word from the morning paper for him to finish.

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Woop-Dee-Doo!!!

Jul. 18th, 2008 | 03:58 pm

What??? Yet ANOTHER counselors' get together
Where??? Mask's house!
When??? this evening
Who??? Weavile & Mask, UNHACKABLE!!!!

Mr. Mask finished filling in a form, and shoved all his work into his one drawer that was filled with important looking documents. He grinned happily and jumped from his desk across the room to his coat rack, that held no coats. Instead the wooden pole shook under the weight of a humongous backpack that seemed to be filled with trinkets and masks of all different types.

Mask snatched the pack like it weighed nothing at all and he slung it over his shoulders.

"Hee-hee!" he laughed as he made his way to his closet and unlocked the door. But his laughter evolved into a slight growl as he bent over to pick up a big metal box that seemed to have several chains in order to keep it shut. The locks and chains rattled as Mask rose with it.

"Well," he looked down at the box, "No trouble from you tonight, ya hear? We're having company!" he stated matter-of-factly, " Best behavior!"

He then closed the closet door behind him and left his office, waiting for Weavile in the hallway.

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Welcome home!!!

Jul. 15th, 2008 | 09:16 pm

Why hello students and teachers! So, I've heard about all the age differences, eh? Well, if any of you think you may need counseling after your bout with childhood, then please come by my office!

And Weavile, I fully expect you to tell me all about your trip! I certainly hope you've loosened up a bit with those hot springs!

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At the School, all by himself (Oh dear)

Jul. 13th, 2008 | 10:39 pm

Was? Mr. Mask at SBG, alone. Since he didn't go to the hot springs
Wo? SBG campus
Wen? The whole trip
Wer? Mask, and maybe Weavile (only he may hack)

Mr. Mask had gotten up, just like any day, and gone to work. He was at the school to watch everyone board the buses and leave. He sighed, <i>Have a good time, everyone!</i>

Once the buses shot off in their fits of flying and g-diffusers, he finished his morning tea and decided to start his weekend.

He fetched a rolling cart from the AV room and rode the thing down to this office, "WAAA-HOOOO!" he yelled, nobody around to hear him, as he sped down the hall on the wheels. It was then that he forgot to turn the corner and smacked into a wall. "Owy..."

After he had the cart, he loaded his really old stereo onto it and popped in a CD. He quickly went to his closet and gussied himself up, cranked the volume up to max, and pressed play.

"Just take those old records off the shelf!"

Mask slid from his office into the hallway in a pair of high black socks, his boxers, and and a dress shirt. e of course had sunglasses.

"I'll sit and listen to 'em all by myself!"

He whipped out a hair brush to use as a mock microphone as she slid down each hall while singing along and dancing.

"Today's music ain't got the same soul! I like that old time rock n' roll!"

Mask made his way into the cafeteria and jumped up on a table.

"Don't try to take me to a disco! You'll never get me out on the floor! In ten minutes I'll be late for the door! I like that old time rock and roll!"

Mask threw up his head and giggled, "This might not be so bad!"

"Still like that old time rock and roll, that kinda music just soothes the soul! I reminisce about the days of old! With that old time rock and roll!"

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Counseling Time

Jul. 7th, 2008 | 04:12 pm

What? Daisy needs advice
Where? Mr. Mask's office
When? 4pm
[Private, and closed]

Mr. Mask gleefully strolled into his office with a fresh batch of Magical Microwave Cookies, after just sharing his last batch with Weavile. He felt it would be a nice gesture to have some fresh ones for the students.

He checked the clock and saw that a student was due to come by soon. So he grinned and began to straighten up his desk.

He then quickly swallowed a pill. He had almost forgotten to take his afternoon medication! Silly Mask!

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I've got treasure!!!

Jul. 5th, 2008 | 08:50 am

That's right dear students and faculty of Suma Bura Academy, I am back from a little weekend journey of mine, and have returned with oodles of goodies!

I've found some lovely masks!!! They're rare and very pretty! I'll have to take a couple of pictographs for you all!

Tee-hee~

Now, I know I haven't been gone all that long, and I'm sure there aren't that many troubled people in this school, but as a counselor, I must always ask, Does anyone need to talk to me?

Besides all that, Weavile, my friend, we need to have tea some time! Let's find a good date, alright?

[[OOC: he weekend trip is my excuse for being a bit lazy. I was paying too much attention to Jolene, but Mask is still alive.]]

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Counselors' meeting 2

Jun. 17th, 2008 | 07:01 pm

Characters: Mr. Mask & Weavile
What: Counselors getting together for a chit-chat
Where: an odd karaoke restaurant
When: today, 7pm


Mr. Mask strolled into the little bistro he had gotten a table at and waved hello to the waiters he knew on his way to his usual seat. He was a regular here and the staff knew him well.

He was waiting for his fellow counselor to come before he started ordering. He was a bit eager to see his almost friend again. He had high hopes of becoming well aquainted with Weavile.

((sorry for a short starting post, but I'm in the middle of dinner. I'll be back later))

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From one thing to the next!

Jun. 16th, 2008 | 06:48 pm

OK, so the whole musical auditions were a complete and utter flop. I think we'll have to cancel the musical due to lack of participants. This makes me sad. But I must not lose face!

[OOC]

the main reason I'm posting is because I just became an AIM member from AIM express. So, please gimme you guys' screen names so I can add you to my buddy list! I am HappiestMask (simple, right?) for Mr. Mask's in character account.

So, if anyone wants to share their info, we can totally chat, right? *hopeful look*

this is mostly because I have no clue where to go to become part of these infamous chats. I've heard about their epic-ness, and I hope to share in the fun!

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For Lucas & Claus [PRIVATE]

Jun. 14th, 2008 | 02:39 pm

Characters: Lucas & Claus (Mr. Mask mildly) no Porky allowed
What?: the brothers get to sit down and have a long awaited talk
Where?: in Mr. Mask's office
When?: Saturday, 2:30


Mr. Mask finished his dusting before grabbing a cookie from his newly baked batch of magical-microwave-chocolate-chip-and-cinnamon cookies. He had officially named them due to their infamous reputation. He quickly stepped outside his office, dragging a chair with him as he set up a little spot for him to perch at outside the door. He had lent his office to Lucas and Claus, but would not be present for this little get-together. He planned on guarding the door to make sure nobody tried to enter without permission.

He also looked forward to all the gossip he might catch up on when he spent the day sitting and listening to hallway talk.

He might catch something juicy.

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they have begun

Jun. 14th, 2008 | 02:01 pm

So, musical auditions are up on Tegaki, so if you wanted to try out, then go get it!

And since there haven't been any comments on that post at all, I would like to know exactly how many people WANT to do a school musical. Because if Waluigi and I are wasting our time with this, please say so.

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GET READY FOR IT!!! *this is a poster up in the school hallways*

Jun. 12th, 2008 | 07:53 am

School Musical!

Have you ever wanted to be involved in your school's activities?  Well here's your chance! The newest production of Suma Bura Gakuen's theatre department has arrived. The musical this year will be, Avenue Q directed by Waluigi and assisted by Mr. Mask.

WHEN: This Saturday & Sunday; call-backs on Monday

WHERE: School Auditorium (Tegaki-e. If you aren't on it and still wish to try-out, then please e-mail me a picture of your audition)

WHAT: singing and dancing skills will have to be shown unless you wish to apply for Technical Crew.


*** WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE***

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But Wait, there's MORE! (another person getting counseling!)

Jun. 11th, 2008 | 03:26 pm

[PRIVATE Lucas ONLY]

Characters: Herr Mask und Lucas (OOC:Mr. Mask & Lucas. German lol)
What: Lucas wants a sit down
Where: Mr. Mask's layer office
When: June... 11th? @ 3:30
Rating: up to PG-13 for safety


Mr. Mask was perky since this was his second session to give since he got back. He truly was surprised the school had taken to him so well! He only hoped that Lucas's problems weren't as conflicting as his last patient's.

He snatched a cookie from the fresh batch he had whipped up in the teacher's lounge microwave oven. Many would ask how he pulled that stunt off, but he simply claimed magic.

"Mphy Mphy, " he mumbled with a full mouth, "I f-ink the mircowave addfs some-f-ing." He sat in his desk chair, reading an old and ancient story book while he waited.

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It would seem....

Jun. 9th, 2008 | 10:22 am

That many more teachers need mental help than students. If anyone wants to start signing up for sessions with me or Weavile now, then let's get on with it.

If not, then I'm starting routine mental health checks on both staff and students. So watch out! Kekekekekeke

Any-whooooooo~


So I implore you all to get help, if you or anyone around you thinks you might need it.


OH! And I've heard that some former students of mine, from my old school, may be joining the student body soon. If they get in, would you all please be nice to them? especially the creepy one with the small obsession with evil...

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My First Journal :D

Jun. 3rd, 2008 | 06:42 pm
mood: happy happy happy happy

So, as you all most likely have heard by now, I'm back~

I have made my most spleniforous return and am now back working in my most happiest position, pun most definitely intended. So, if anyone would like some one-on-one time with one of this school's magnificent counselors, please begin signing up!

And, thought I'm still waiting for permission from Waluigi, I want to take a small student pole on the subject of a school musical.

I've been thinking of proposing The Lion King for our diverse animal population, and because we can use my masks in the costumes, Rent because we have a popular homosexual persuasion, not that anything is wrong there, or perhaps the infamous Les Miserables.

If anyone has any other ideas though, I would just absolutely LOVE to hear the student body's opinion! So voice those voices, dearest children!

And sing a happy song! La~

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